Eric Benét (featuring Tamia) - Spend My Life With You
Source: SoundCloud / Zokerx
Some people pass through our lives for a reason to teach us lessons that could never be learned if they stayed.
I’d rather end up wishing I hadn’t than wishing I had.
― Anna Karenina
Shit my trainer says - Part II
- Setting: A flurry of text messages come into his phone, all from his "females."
- Me: Can I change my contact name to 'Jimmy' or something so I don't get confused as one of your chicks?
- Trainer: Don't worry about it, you have a last name. You're good. ;)
Judging someone for who he or she was a year ago is as unfortunate as premature ejaculation.
From an ever so intellectually stimulating article found on Elite Daily.
I'm so buff
- Me: Look mom, I'm wearing the new shirt I bought with you last week.
- Mom: Oh I see. Does it fit?
- Me: Yes, but a bit tight on the arms cuz I'M SO BUFF!!! 💪💪
- Mom: Yeah, I think so. 😑
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